Author: Jack Sharkey
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No home should be without--
* a gigantic bird-feeder, for the family's pet vultures
* drapes and curtains made of time-rotted cobwebs
* an oven for objects up to six feet tall
* dangling hangman's nooses for ringing the servants
* chairs designed to be uncomfortable
These are some of the modern conveniences in the Addams' home, where every evening the family sits down to a delicious dinner. Sometimes they have a guest, sometimes another delicacy...
And while they eat, Lurch lumbers ponderously about from room to room dusting the furniture--it usually takes nearly thirty buckets.
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