Full name: How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Author: Sterling Archer Rank: Rating: Original Rating: Pop Rating: Genres/categories: Humor, Fiction Purchase/reserch links: Amazon Goodreads Barns&Noble Google Books eBooks.com LibraryThing ISBNs: 9780062066312 0062066315

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff - what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer. Similar books: The Bro Code by Barney Stinson The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck The Good Samaritan Strikes Again by Patrick F. McManus The Specialist by Charles Sale That Is All by John Hodgman Free-Range Chickens by Simon Rich One-Upmanship by Stephen Potter Kerplunk! by Patrick F. McManus God Save the Sweet Potato Queens by Jill Conner Browne Dave Barry is not Taking this Sitting Down! by Dave Barry Dave Barry's Gift Guide to End All Gift Guides by Dave Barry The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw by Patrick F. McManus Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary by Jeff Foxworthy Homes and Other Black Holes by Dave Barry Dave Barry Turns 50 by Dave Barry Frazz: Live from Bryson Elementary by Jef Mallett Riotous Assembly by Tom Sharpe Indecent Exposure by Tom Sharpe Nuclear Family by Susanna Fogel Into the Twilight, Endlessly Grousing by Patrick F. McManus