Name: What Do You Do, Dear?

 What do you do when:

...a lady polar bear walks into your igloo in a white fur coat?
...the lady you are forcing to walk the plank drops her handkerchief?
...you meet someone coming the other way on a circus tightrope?

This is the funniest book on good behavior you'll ever read!

What Do You Say, Dear? by Sesyle Joslin

It's a Spoon, Not a Shovel by Caralyn Buehner

Rude Cakes by Rowboat Watkins

The Wonky Donkey by Craig Smith

The Napping House by Audrey Wood

The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton

It's A Book by Lane Smith

Joseph Had a Little Overcoat by Simms Taback

The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors by Drew Daywalt

Exclamation Mark by Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Stuck by Oliver Jeffers

When I Grow Up by Al Yankovic

The Wuggie Norple Story by Daniel Pinkwater

Red Ranger Came Calling by Berkeley Breathed

Parts by Tedd Arnold

Sam and Dave Dig a Hole by Mac Barnett

Rhyming Dust Bunnies by Jan Thomas

Shark in the Park by Nick Sharratt

The Scrambled States of America by Laurie Keller

The Monstore by Tara Lazar